Destiny Never Came
unlikelywords:

If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 

unlikelywords:

If you’ve seen a better picture of a dog dressed as two dogs carrying a present today, I don’t believe you. 

fixationonacoworker:

this is me and all of my emotions

fixationonacoworker:

this is me and all of my emotions

ja-ll:

I think there are real tears in my eyes

ja-ll:

I think there are real tears in my eyes

backpockett:

I feel like I am this deer

backpockett:

I feel like I am this deer

If My Dog Could Talk
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
Dog: WHERE GOING
Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: Sure.
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No please don't you are-
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No there's no room and-
Dog: LAP
Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog: RIGHT HERE
Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I AM
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me: .......

The 30 minutes before I fall asleep every night is my favourite time of the day.

dailyfries:

by lately léna
The Gaslight Anthem - Get Hurt
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bovice:

It will take a million truths to remove one brick
From the wall you have built around yourself again

bovice:

It will take a million truths to remove one brick
From the wall you have built around yourself again

Defined by a puzzle piece.

This is me looking for ice cream and not knowing where to go.

This is me looking for ice cream and not knowing where to go.

I have to spend the day in Brooklyn tomorrow and most of my time will be spent counting inventory for a bunch of morons. That will be followed by ice cream.

Toronto next week. That’s all I got.

Part of me can’t wait to leave things behind, the other half isn’t so sure.